This weekend we stayed in a hotel- five miles from our house.
The in-laws had planned a visit but had to cancel unexpectedly and had a non-refundable deal. So we took a vacation from the clutter and pets and capitalized on free breakfast and happy hour. Plus hotels don't use an antenna to get four real channels. They have cable! And the Food Network!
I fell asleep at 10 p.m. fully clothed only to be awakened at midnight by the couple next to us having...er...LOUD relations. Ick.
At 4 a.m., Henry woke up SCREAMING at the top of his lungs and continued for a good 15 minutes.
That, my friends, is a heavy dose of payback. And birth control.